• Customer: “My computer won’t work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem.”
• Tech Support: “What happens when you turn it on?”
• Customer: “It won’t turn on anymore!!!!!”
• Tech Support: “So you don’t see any lights or hear any noise?”
• Customer: “I’m telling you it WON’T TURN ON.”
• Tech Support: “Is it plugged in?
• Customer: “OF COURSE it’s plugged in, you MORON!”
• Tech Support: “When you push the power button it–”
• Customer: “Power button? This computer doesn’t have a power button.”
• Tech Support: “Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word ‘power,’ and push the button.”
• Customer: “YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!”

If you liked that…. there’s plenty more brain hurting stupidities.   When put in front of a computer, even the most intelligent minds can go blank.

Computer Stupidities