girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW? BMW-driver: even to the end of the world! soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls! girl 1: just a second! girl 2: where do you live? soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs! girl 1: which work??? soldier: contract of course! blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what? girl 3: army contract, stupid! BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride in my car? girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride! narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces! As seen on Lobalized.

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