Computer Stupidities

  • Customer: "My computer won't work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem."
  • Tech Support: "What happens when you turn it on?"
  • Customer: "It won't turn on anymore!!!!!"
  • Tech Support: "So you don't see any lights or hear any noise?"
  • Customer: "I'm telling you it WON'T TURN ON."
  • Tech Support: "Is it plugged in?
  • Customer: "OF COURSE it's plugged in, you MORON!"
  • Tech Support: "When you push the power button it--"
  • Customer: "Power button? This computer doesn't have a power button."
  • Tech Support: "Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word 'power,' and push the button."
  • Customer: "YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!"
If you liked that.... there's plenty more brain hurting stupidities.   When put in front of a computer, even the most intelligent minds can go blank. Computer Stupidities

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